Learn the parts of the human body, from head to toe. Don’t worry. This isn’t an anatomy breakdown!
The Human Body
The head. Skateboarders wear helmets to protect their head. If a skateboarder falls, then he risks damage to his head. A concussion is possible. Worse, cerebral damage can end the life of a skateboarder.
The shoulder. In secondary school, I tore the labrum of both my shoulders when I played rugby union. This collision sport demands many tackles per match. If you want healthy shoulders, then play hop scotch.
The chest. According to health magazines, the muscle that women find most attractive of men is the chest. However, does a woman find a man attractive if his chest is larger than her chest?
The arm. The arms consist of biceps, triceps, and forearms as primary muscles. The biceps flex the elbow. The triceps extend the elbow. The forearms extend and flexes the wrists. Men like to possess big arms.
The abdomen. A sign of low body fat percentage is visible abdomen muscles. If you want to see your abdomen muscles, then you must lose the fat which covers your abdomen. So, ensure your diet aligns with fat loss.
The hand. The hands are used to write letters, to grab the microphone at karaoke events, to slap violators of human rights, and so many more actions. I did not know what to write for this body part.
The thigh. The thigh consists of quadriceps, hamstrings, adductors, abductors, and hip flexors. Athletes who typically have large thighs are speed skaters, track cyclists, and Olympic weightlifters.
The leg. The leg consists of the calf muscles and the shin bones. When speaking about anatomy, use the word thigh to refer to the upper half of the lower body. When you say legs, you mean the parts below the knee.
The foot. I do not know when foot fetishes became famous, but did you know people can earn a lot of money if they sell pictures of their feet? Consider investing in pedicures and starting a side business.
The groin. To be smacked in the head is painful. However, to be kicked in the groin is probably the second worst place for a man to be hit. One who kicks a man in the groin takes away a man’s ability to breathe.
The genitals. There are great anatomical deficiencies of the genitals that survived generations. Why do periods exist to keep women in pain? Why do Jewish men have small genitals? Penis. Vagina. Sex.
The calf. A bodybuilder must train his calves in order to be proportionate. The ideal calf muscle is to have this muscle as large as the arm muscles. Bodybuilders do not want calves – they want cows.
The heel. The heel is a dense part of the foot. One time, I saw an athlete shatter his heel during an athletics event. When his foot slammed the ground, his heel shattered. He landed in the sand, then screamed.
The breast. Breast cancer develops in the breast cells and progresses in stages. Few early symptoms may include new lump in the underarm or in breast as well as itching or discharge from the nipples.
The nipple. Some people have small nipples. Others have large nipples. The unattractive nipples are the nipples which appear as pepperonis. The nipples erect when they’re exposed to cold temperatures.
The neck. I know a man who has the largest trapezius muscles known to mankind. However, to have neck muscles so large is not functional. This man cannot twist his head sideways.
The armpit. Body odor derives from many places, but most famously from the armpit. This is why people who want to check their odor sniff their armpit.
The elbow. The professional wrestler dove from the top of the cage. The cage is sixty feet above ground. When he dove, he used his elbow to punish the victim’s abdomen. However, the wrestler’s elbow snapped.
The waist. Women in this world are obsessed with unrealistic beauty standards. They will do whatever it takes to have a small waist. In fact, they’ll take the fat from their waist, then place the fat in their ass.
The forearm. Popeye the Sailor Man has large forearms. The legend states that his large forearms are a result of eating lots of spinach. If you want large forearms, or the grip of a gorilla, eat spinach.
The wrist. I have the wrists of a baby. My wrists are so small, a baby can gain control of my wrists, then toss me against the cement like the Hulk did to Loki.
The hip. Shakira said hips don’t lie. Great hips of a woman can turn a homosexual into a heterosexual. If you want a woman with great hips, your best chance is to date one of the many women in South America.
The navel. This part is also called the belly button. The navel is the first scar of the body. The umbilical cord attached to the navel. Then, after birth, the cord detaches. The tissue of the cord remains.
The knee. I have bad knees. My father has bad knees. The pain in my knee is a result of tendon pain on the lateral side. The pain in my father’s knee is a result of the voluminous loads of running.
The shin. The wors pain a little boy can experience is not to see his father abandon him, but rather for a Razor scooter to smack his shin. So many nerves in the shin, but not enough protection.
The ankle. During a college rugby match, a three-hundred-pound opponent fell on my ankle. I tried to regain a loose ball. However, he decided to sit on my ankle rather than grab the ball. He sprained my ankle.
The Face
The eyelid. The eyelid is the thin layer of skin that you can open and close over your eyes. They protect your eyes from outside dangers and keep them from drying out.
The hair. The hair can be cut in many different ways. People can have short hair, long hair, or no hair. Someone who has no hair is bald. Native Americans, Koreans, and Rapunzel have pretty hair.
The temple. The temple is located on the side of the head behind the eye between the forehead and the ear. The temporal muscle covers this area and is used during mastication.
The cheek. Zygomatic arches, also known as high cheek bones, are considered physically attractive in some cultures, in both males and females. Sculptures of goddesses have high cheekbones.
The lips. Lips are often viewed as a symbol of sensuality and sexuality. This has many origins; above all, the lips are a very sensitive erogenous and tactile organ.
The jaw. The jaw is the whole of the structures constituting the vault of the mouth and serving to open and close it and is part of the body plan of humans and most animals.
The forehead. The forehead can be small or large. Some people have short foreheads. Others have long foreheads. Do understand this: the size of the forehead is not an indicator of intelligence.
The eyebrow. The eyebrows serve two main functions: first, communication through facial expression, and second, prevention of sweat, water, and other debris from falling down into the eye socket.
The skin. Buffalo Bill is a character in Silence of the Lambs who captures innocent people, kills them, then wears their skin. Goodbye horses. I am flying over you.
The chin. The ideal chin is the chin of the Crimson Chin. No character in the history of cartoons has a greater definition of his or her chin than that character. No immense punch can break his chin.
The eye. Some people have small eyes. Others have large eyes. Igor from Young Frankenstein has large eyes. Humans have two eyes, but some non-human creatures such as cyclops have one eye.
The ear. A classmate in primary school was known for his large ears. Classmates bullied him. They called him Dumbo. I felt bad. Now he has a wife who was a calendar girl for Hooters. What perseverance!
The nose. I have a sharp nose. I imagine at night that fairies use their snowboards to ride down the slope of my nose. My nose can be worse, it can look like a zucchini. But my nose is not that big.
The nostrils. One time, a classmate insulted my features. I don’t know why. I looked at his nose. I realized he had large nostrils. I told him if World War Three manifests, I will camp in his fat nostrils.
The mouth. Some people do not know how to close their mouth. Why do people feel the need to talk during the movies. Bitch! I am trying to watch the movie. Shut your mouth!
The teeth. My teeth are healthy. I have zero cavities in my teeth. I go to the dentist three times a year. If you want healthy teeth, go to the dentist. If you want teeth, do not play ice hockey.
The Eyes
The tear duct. The tear ducts carry tears from the lacrimal sac of the eye into the nasal cavity. The tear ducts begin in the eye sockets. Excess tears flow from the eyes to the nose, which leads to Rhinorrhea.
The eyelash. The eyelash is one of the hairs that grows at the edges of the top and bottom eyelids, spanning outwards and away from the eyes. The lashes grow in up to six layers on each of the upper and lower eyelids.
The iris. The iris a thin, annular structure in the eye in most mammals and birds that is responsible for controlling the diameter and size of the pupil, and thus the amount of light reaching the retina.
The pupil. The size of the pupil is controlled by the iris, and varies depending on many factors, the most significant being the amount of light in the environment.
Colors. The eyes can be many colors. The eyes can be brown like the earth’s dirt, green like the grass, gray like a foggy morning, blue like the sky, or hazel like me! If someone has red eyes, run.
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